(Source: dragonslayerben)
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
Stark tower looks like a fucking llama.
what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit
whhat if people roleplay us
what if they dO FANART OF US
WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US
WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US
WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US
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